Repetitive Power Outage Syndrome

It pains me to share this, but Nick is a much faster runner that me. 

I would like to believe his assertion that he charges the batteries in his shoes rather than his watch before he comes round, but frankly, I don’t think he would remember to do this even if he could. 

In my vivid imagination, I have read research into satellite positioning technology that claims that it can adversely affect the memory of the user… apparently aliens are hiding under the cover of trees and using them as a kind of wi-fi port to access the inner workings of the runners mind.  This might help explain why the dumb things never work properly in wooded areas.  I reiterate that this is all in my mind.

Although… I note with interest that Dai is suffering from a similar memory loss, as per his comments on October 15th about his Sunday Roast.

What can I tell you about our run this morning?  Well, the weather was beautiful, the sun came out and it was wet-muddy underfoot, to such an extent that the rear of my longs and the front of my top (that I hung around my waist as it was that warm) were liberally spattered! 

Kim’s instructions to me were fairly clear, that I was to run Nick ragged.  Alas the tables were well and truly turned, with Nick sauntering ahead at high speed several times and nonchalantly slowing to wait for me, most especially during the full-out sprint challenge when we were almost back where I just couldn’t keep it going!

I’m tempted to unfairly take the wind out of his sails by telling you it was only six miles that we covered in one hour, five minutes, but I couldn’t carry it off.  In fact we ran 7.2 miles, or 11.5km in European money, making 6.65mph.

One Reply to “Repetitive Power Outage Syndrome”

  1. You are deluded! I had a lucky run! I am NOT proper faster than you… yet.

    Gotta do 10 miles this week tho!

    And I WILL try and charge my batteries this time…

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